Once upon a time there was a Little Girl from the planet $*%&%^$#( - a place far, far away. Back at $*%&%^$#(, people say what they think, mean what they say and act as they feel. At $*%&%^$#(, space traveling is very advanced and Little Girls family decided to take a nice little tour around one of those new, unknown galaxies. "What a funny name, Milkyway!"- Little Girl thought.
At a certain point, Little Girl wanted to pee. She said "Mommy, Mommy, I need to pee!!" and Mommy told her to walk towards the end of the spaceship and turn LEFT. Now, allthought Little Girl was a very smart little girl, her laterality concept wasn't that developed at the age of 2... so that's how it came to be.
Little Girl took the RIGHT and, as she opened the door, she found herself not relieving her blatter problem, but actually falling down, down, down... into a nice looking blue planet.
And, today, raised by the BluePlaneters as their own, and only with a vague recolection of $*%&%^$#(, Little Girl still wonders why the hell she can't fit in...
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